The Fisherman and His WIfe

A kind of pointless story by a couple of guys who apparently hated their wives.

Puss in Boots

A talking cat narrowly avoids his own brutal demise and spends the rest of his life making his would-be killer as rich and powerful as possible.

Rumpelstiltskin

A horrible father, a horrible king, and a less horrible little man named Rumpelstiltskin make a young woman's life a living hell.

Rapunzel

A 13 year old girl with 75 feet of hair gets pregnant by a prince who will eventually attempt suicide. The kind of stuff that good kids' stories are made of.

Sleeping Beauty

An old woman curses a baby because she didn't get invited to a dinner party.

Hansel & Gretel

Two shitty parents abandon their kids to die in the forest and a witch tries to eat them. Who's the truly guilty one?

Snow White

An insanely insecure queen tries to murder a small child repeatedly, until a prince falls in love with corpse of said small child.